Whatsa matter....

.....can't you take it? Over 6 long months of living alone. Fortunately, my kids see or talk to me every day. They take turns. I am a lucky man. I now know why females who look after the household meals find the job taxing. Having to come up with something every day, without becoming predictable, is not easy. I don't know what I will have today. I have to look in my fridge but I think I will know what I will find: bottle of ginger ale, butter, some weiners, old caesar salad, etc, etc. I have got to clean it out. Tonight I will have a frozen meal or MacDonald's. Actually, I think a couple of hotdogs will suffice. Today's advice - don't put bananas in the refrigerator!