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Friday 12 July 2019

Once upon a time.....

I used to be able to                                                       Now however

1.  smell - roses, coffee, excrement, whatever               Nothing, nada, rein - get the picture?
2.  run - fast and far                                                        Nope - not into suicide!
3. walk - fast                                                                   still can walk - at glacial speed
4.  Jump                                                                          Honestly cannot - I am frozen to the ground
5.  type fast, error free                                                    Nopesd -finagers njump to wkrong kehs
6.  speak with authority                                                  No more - sound like peewee herman
7.  speak without pausing                                               I wish - now I sound like a moron


Just some of the problems I have encountered.  See what you have to look forward to?




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